It's no surprise that Bush's statement on Arab television about the abuse of Iraqi prisoners fell short of an apology. After all, as my good pal Skippy points out, "being president means never having to say you're sorry." Cue my latest song parody, "Unforgivable, to be sung to "Unforgettable," by Irving Gordon. Here's a midi link.
"I apologize." Bush just won't say,
"I apologize." George Bush? No way!
There's a trail of failures caused by Dub.
He won't say, "I'm sorry." There's the rub.
Never before has someone been more
Unforgivable, in every way.
And forever more, that's how he'll stay.
With his record, it's incredible
That Bush who's un-"I regret"-able,
Thinks that he is God's unbendable tool.
(Long Instrumental Break)
(Time enough to grab a snack or write a check to your favorite candidate)
Unrepentable. Bush just won't say,
That he's ever erred. His course he'll stay.
With his record, it's incredible
That Bush who's un-"I regret"-able,
Thinks that he is God's unbendable tool.
