I can't wait to watch Edwards beat the pants off Cheney tonight. Of course after Edwards' win, Drudge and his fellow wingnuts will undoubtedly make some spurious cheating claim. Perhaps they'll say he violated the debate rules by looking too cute. Or that he cheated by using sneaky lawyer tricks. Or that he smuggled in a pen with magical powers. After all, we know from the Bush/Kerry debate that wingnuts are sore losers.
Sore Loser Limerick By Madeleine Begun Kane
There once was a man named George Dub,
Who debated and mis'rably flubbed.
He was beat fair and square,
But false claims were soon aired
By those sore-loser, cry-babe Repubs.
