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(To be sung to "Ticket To Ride," by Lennon/McCartney. Feel free to sing along using this midi link which opens a second window.)

The nation's gonna be had.
I think it's today, yeah.
That Bush he's driving me mad
With Henry the K.

He's got a secret to hide,
He's got a secret to hide,
He's got a secret to hide,
And I smell fear.

Bush says that Nixon's Henry
Will bring out the facts, yeah.
But he's a sham appointee,
The truth he'll confound.

He's got a secret to hide,
We need a probe bona fide.
He's got a secret to hide,
And I smell fear.

Bush wants to hide his 9-1-1 lies.
He ought to think twice,
He ought to let truth ring free.
Instead he names a cover-up guy.
He ought to think twice,
He ought to let truth ring free.

The nation's gonna be had.
I think it's today, yeah.
That Bush he's driving me mad
With Henry the K.

He's got a secret to hide,
He's got a secret to hide,
He's got a secret to hide,
And I smell fear.

Bush wants to hide his 9-1-1 lies.
He ought to think twice,
He ought to let truth ring free.
Instead he names a cover-up guy.
He ought to think twice,
He ought to let truth ring free.

Bush says that Nixon's Henry
Will not let us down, yeah.
But facts will never be free
With Henry around.

Ah, he's got a secret to hide,
We need a probe bona fide.
He's got a secret to hide,
And I smell fear.
The truth must be aired, the truth must be aired.
The truth must be aired, so stop running scared.
The truth must be aired, the truth must be aired.


© December 3, 2002 Madeleine Begun Kane. All Rights Reserved.

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