As everyone who's been awake lately knows, CBS caved in to right-wing bullying over the Ronald Reagan miniseries. And so we have yet another victory in the battle of Gipper disciples to orchestrate history. And we also have a song parody.
I hope you'll enjoy singing my "St. Reagan's Song" to "Just You Wait" from "My Fair Lady," by Lerner & Lowe, using this midi link. (Scroll down to "Just You Wait.")
He's a saint, Ronald Reagan, he's a saint!
You'll be sorry if you dare to say, he ain't.
A fine bloke who's kind and cunning,
Beat the Russians, great with money.
He's a saint, Ronald Reagan, he's a saint!
Reagan's great, scream the wingnuts. Stop that flick!
Don't you dare disparage Reagan. They'll be ticked!
They'll go off and say we're haters,
Threaten boycotts, claim we're traitors.
He's a saint, Ronald Reagan, he's a saint!
Praise Ronald Reagan!
How the right-wing loves to rewrite history.
Praise Ronald Reagan!
For it's truth be damned. Old Ron ruled perfectly.
Don't dare tell he sometimes frowned.
They'll get stressed and go to town.
How they crow, Ronald Reagan.
Hate his foes, Ronald Reagan.
Ron's
A
Saint!
They claim that he's blameless.
What a whopper. What crock.
Go to such lengths to hype him.
Might well call him Saint Ron.
They swear that Ron Reagan's great.
They'll brook not a doubt.
And want all our nation his praises to shout.
They freak if a liberal dares say,
He's not saintly or princely. No way!
They want networks to celebrate the glory of Ron.
If they don't say he's fabulous, then ads will be gone.
Thanks CBS for your cowardly cave.
Cause all I want is networks to be brave.
Find me a network that's bold.
Now they run scared and they fold.
Wingnuts tell you Ronald Reagan's ten feet tall.
And that Reagan is the greatest Prez of all.
We must lift his image higher.
Reagan's
Most
Admired!
Don't say nope, Ronald Reagan.
Ask the Pope, Ronald Reagan.
Ron's
A
Saint!
