(To be sung to "Tradition" from "Fiddler On The Roof" If you'd like to sing along, here's a midi link which opens a second window.)

Preemption, preemption! Preemption!
Preemption, preemption! Preemption!

Who, day and night, must run the greatest nation,
Heed the polls and Karl Rove, say his daily prayers?
And who has the right, as U. S. President,
To have the final word on war?

George Dubya, George Dubya! Preemption.
George Dubya, George Dubya! Preemption.

Who must know the way to run a proper House,
A quiet GOP-led House?
Who must vote with Georgie Bush without a grouse,
No matter how much Dubya cooks the books?

The Congress, the Congress! Preemption!
The Congress, the Congress! Preemption!

We nine, we picked a President,
The guy who got less votes.
Some say we made a big mistake.
We did. What a pity!

The Court, the Court! Preemption!
The Court, the Court! Preemption!

And who does Dubya teach,
To fear like thoughtless hicks,
So we don't mind preemptive strikes
On anyone he picks.

The People, the People! Preemption!
The People, the People! Preemption!

           

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