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Feel free to sing along to "Old MacDonald," using this midi link.

Old Dick Cheney's hiding stuff, from the GAO.
And when they sued, Dick had a cow, he hates the GAO.
With a lawsuit here and a lawsuit there,
Here a suit, there a suit,
Everywhere a lawsuit.
Old Dick Cheney's hiding stuff, from the GAO.

Old Dick Cheney's keeping things, from the people too.
And he won't share those meeting facts, when and what and who.
With a hush-hush this and a privileged that,
Won't tell this, won't show that,
Everything is hush-hush.
With a lawsuit here and a lawsuit there,
Here a suit, there a suit,
Everywhere a lawsuit.
Old Dick Cheney's hiding stuff, from the GAO.

Old Dick Cheney's being sued, by Larry Klayman too.
Judicial Watch is after him, shocking yet it's true.
With a nay, nay here and a nay, nay there,
Here a nay, there a nay,
Dick keeps saying nay, nay.
With a hush-hush this and privileged that,
Won't tell this, won't show that,
Everything is hush-hush.
With a lawsuit here and a lawsuit there,
Here a suit, there a suit,
Everywhere a lawsuit.
Old Dick Cheney's hiding, but he'll soon be eating crow.


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