(To be sung to the tune of "Five Foot Two")

Five foot ten, great at spin,
But oh! she's tougher than most men.
Has anybody seen my gal?

Striking pose, scares my foes,
There's no end to what she knows.
Has anybody seen my gal?

Now if you run into a five foot ten,
Covered with fur,
Diamond rings and all those things,
Betcha' life it isn't her.

But could she gov, could she woo?
Could she, could she, could she stew?
Has anybody seen my gal?

Size twelve shoes, voice that spews,
But oh! she really was my muse.
Has anybody seen my gal?

Striking pose, scares my foes,
Bitch, uh, yes sir, one of those.
Has anybody seen my gal?

Now if you run into a five foot ten,
Covered with fur,
Diamond rings and all those things,
Betcha' life it isn't her.

But she's so tough and once was true.
There was nothing she couldn't do.
Has anybody seen my gal?

           

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