Trent Lott got his own song parody and a satirical poem too. Now it's his successor's turn. (Feel free to sing along to Frosty The Snowman by Steve Nelson & Jack Rollins, using this midi link.)
Fristy the surgeon
Was elected on the phone.
With a White House boost got the Leader post.
Will he throw Trent Lott a bone?
Fristy the surgeon
Made a mint from HCA.
Rarely casts his vote for the common folk.
Wants to be the Prez some day.
There always is some magic
When Karl Rove lays out his trap.
He's guaranteed to get his way.
Makes no difference what the flap.
Fristy the surgeon
Is a doc from Tennessee.
Jumped ahead of those far more in the know
And much more Seniority.
Fristy the surgeon
Has a lot of dough it's true.
He's a drug co.'s dream and makes health cos. beam.
Votes a lot like you know who.
Fristy the surgeon
Is the leader of the pack.
Way back in his past Fristy killed some cats.
Trent Lott should have watched his back.
He snatched away Lott's Senate crown.
He pulled out all the stops.
And he never paused a moment when
He heard Trent holler "Stop!"
Fristy the Surgeon
Says he'll heal the GOP.
Can he deal with race? Can he legislate?
Guess we'll have to wait and see.
Thumpety thump thump,
Thumpety thump thump,
Watch the heart man go.
Thumpety thump thump,
Thumpety thump thump,
Running the Hill for Rove.
