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The Fox News lawsuit against Al Franken and Penguin Books surely deserves a song parody. Feel free to sing "The Fair & Balanced Song" to "Love and Marriage," using this midi link which opens a second window. (Scroll down for the link.)

Fair and balanced,
Fair and balanced.
Empty slogans, rabid views, and shrill rants.
Fox calls critics liars.
O'Reilly's filled with angst and ire.

Fair and balanced,
Fair and balanced.
Words that don't describe the Fox News talents.
Yet, Fox says it owns them.
Sued Penguin Books and wit Al Franken.

Try, try, try to criticize them.
Face litigation.
Try, try, try and you will only get
Big aggravation.

Fair and balanced,
Fair and balanced.
Words that don't describe the Fox News talents.
Don't you try to use them.
You can't say fair,
Not on a dare.
And balanced. Fox is on a mission.

Try, try, try to criticize them.
Face litigation.
Try, try, try and you will only get
Big aggravation.

Fair and balanced,
Fair and balanced.
Ranting righties spouting wingnut madness.
Truth is rarely heard there.
Opposing views,
Authentic news,
Dissenting voices -- Not on Fox air.

© August 19, 2003 Madeleine Begun Kane. All Rights Reserved.

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