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"TRAITOR" CHICKS SERENADE


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I hope you'll enjoy singing "Traitor" Chicks Serenade to Lollipop, written by Beverly Ross and Julius Dixon and first performed by the Chordettes. Feel free to use this midi link.

Dixie Chicks, Dixie Chicks, oh Dixie Dixie Dixie,
Dixie Chicks, Dixie Chicks, oh Dixie Dixie Dixie,
Dixie Chicks, Dixie Chicks, oh Dixie Dixie Dixie,
Dixie Chicks.

Call 'em Traitor Dixie Chicks, tell you why,
Insulting Bush besmirches apple pie.
So when they try to sing and play and dance,
Man, they haven't got a chance.

They call 'em Traitor Chicks, Traitor Chicks, oh Traitor, Traitor, Traitor,
Traitor Chicks, Traitor Chicks, oh Traitor, Traitor, Traitor,
Traitor Chicks, Traitor Chicks, oh Traitor, Traitor, Traitor,
Traitor Chicks!

Dixie Chicks, Dixie Chicks, oh Dixie Dixie Dixie,
Dixie Chicks, Dixie Chicks, oh Dixie Dixie Dixie,
Dixie Chicks, Dixie Chicks, oh Dixie Dixie Dixie,
Dixie Chicks.

Did a nudie cover pose, tell you why,
They're using humor to combat the lies.
The wingnuts diss 'em till they can't see straight,
Though those Dixie Chicks are great!

They call 'em Traitor Chicks, Traitor Chicks, oh Traitor, Traitor, Traitor,
Traitor Chicks, Traitor Chicks, oh Traitor, Traitor, Traitor,
Traitor Chicks, Traitor Chicks, oh Traitor, Traitor, Traitor,
Traitor Chicks!

Better a band is tough to spot,
Rockabilly, country or jazz.
If we had free speech, they'd still be hot.
Instead the Chicks are razzed.
Traitor Chicks!

Dixie Chicks, Dixie Chicks, oh Dixie Dixie Dixie,
Dixie Chicks, Dixie Chicks, oh Dixie Dixie Dixie,
Dixie Chicks, Dixie Chicks, oh Dixie Dixie Dixie,
Dixie Chicks.

Springsteen tried to help 'em out, took a risk.
The right wing freaked and Jersey Bruce they Fisked.
They urged fake patriots to CDs burn.
Concert dates they said to spurn.

They call 'em Traitor Chicks, Traitor Chicks, oh Traitor, Traitor, Traitor,
Traitor Chicks, Traitor Chicks, oh Traitor, Traitor, Traitor,
Traitor Chicks, Traitor Chicks, oh Traitor, Traitor, Traitor,
Traitor Chicks!

Dixie Chicks, Dixie Chicks, oh Dixie Dixie Dixie,
Dixie Chicks, Dixie Chicks, oh Dixie Dixie Dixie,
Dixie Chicks, Dixie Chicks, oh Dixie Dixie Dixie,
Dixie Chicks.

Banished from the radio for their sins.
It makes no difference all their big prize wins.
Bush fans will diss 'em till they can't see straight.
Though the Dixie Chicks are great.

They call 'em Traitor Chicks, Traitor Chicks, oh Traitor, Traitor, Traitor,
Traitor Chicks, Traitor Chicks, oh Traitor, Traitor, Traitor,
Traitor Chicks, Traitor Chicks, oh Traitor, Traitor, Traitor,
Traitor Chicks!

Dixie Chicks, Dixie Chicks, oh Dixie Dixie Dixie,
Dixie Chicks, Dixie Chicks, oh Dixie Dixie Dixie,
Dixie Chicks, Dixie Chicks, oh Dixie Dixie Dixie,
Dixie Chicks.

Branded as disloyal, and I'll tell you why,
Cause anti-Bush words righties can't abide.
Some even used to think those Chicks were great.
Now the Dixie Chicks don't rate.

They call 'em Traitor Chicks, Traitor Chicks, oh Traitor, Traitor, Traitor,
Traitor Chicks, Traitor Chicks, oh Traitor, Traitor, Traitor,
Traitor Chicks, Traitor Chicks, oh Traitor, Traitor, Traitor,
Traitor Chicks!

Acted contrite, but how they failed!
Pious types just want them in jail.
Gals who don't support George Bush's wars.
Must surely be big whores.
Evil Whores!

Dixie Chicks, Dixie Chicks, oh Dixie Dixie Dixie,
Dixie Chicks, Dixie Chicks, oh Dixie Dixie Dixie,
Dixie Chicks, Dixie Chicks, oh Dixie Dixie Dixie,
Dixie Chicks.

Spare us from those chickenhawks, George and Dick.
The men in charge, that voters did not pick.
And George Bush worshippers who think he's czar, and
Want the Chicks from radio barred.

They call 'em Traitor Chicks, Traitor Chicks, oh Traitor, Traitor, Traitor,
Traitor Chicks, Traitor Chicks, oh Traitor, Traitor, Traitor,
Traitor Chicks, Traitor Chicks, oh Traitor, Traitor, Traitor,
Traitor Chicks.

© April 29, 2003 Madeleine Begun Kane. All Rights Reserved.

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