We have great news on the jobs front via Dick Cheney: The jobless numbers and other bleak economic factors are no longer meaningful, because so many people are making a killing on eBay. As soon as I heard this I rejoiced ... and wrote a poem:
Cheney's E-Bray By Madeleine Begun Kane
Be happy and be gay.
It's a fabulous new day.
Things are A-okay.
Cause you're trading on eBay.
Praise Cheney. Don't delay.
Never, ever speak fran�ais.
Kerry's so pass�.
Cause you're trading on eBay.
Spend money. See a play.
Do not think about Ken Lay.
Never say "Oy vey!"
Cause you're trading on eBay.
Bush/Cheney! Do not stray!
Kerry/Edwards love ballet.
Skip the Dem soir�e.
Cause you're trading on eBay.
You're jobless? Lost your pay?
Got no food or place to stay.
Pray and shout "Hooray!"
Cause you're trading on eBay
